Fake school note

PSP Guru Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Posts: 2405

Okay here is the deal
You have to write to tommy's teacher ms.Lawson why he did show up for school.
It has to be random funny and good
it has to be in letter format

Example wrote:

Yo Ms. Lawson,

The reason I did not show up to school the other day is that I decided I would get wasted and smoke pot all day.

From you favorite stoner student,
Whatever the heck my name is

Team XLink Administrator Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 1697

Quote:

Dear Ms Lawson,

I'm sorry my son Tommy was late for school today. He had to respond to -Ricochet-'s post on the XLink Kai forums. We believe that these forums are far more educational than the public school system and do a better job of teaching than you ever could. If Tommy is ever late for school in the future please assume that he's at home writing an "epic post" about some "noob" who has "failed hard" or about a cat who can has cheeseburger.

Thank you,

Sincerely,

Mrs Hilfiger

Nintendo Specialist Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 1889

wrote:

Dear Ms. Lawson,
I am sorry Tommy wasn't at school today. Our lawyer says not to disclose any information about our situation but you were a sweet heart in high school and me and my wife trust you 100%. We haven't seen Tommy in 3 days. The neighbors say they saw him getting into a car with the license plate that read "Macbeth". They said it was a European car. If you have ANY information where our son is PLEASE call the police!

Thank you!!!
Mr. & Mrs. Gunn

Kai Beginner Joined: 15 Jan 2009 Posts: 4

Quote:

Deer Mees. Lawson,

Lil' Timmy... Tommy ah mean wurn't at skool todai coz I needed sum booze from the licker store and I dun sent him ter fetch sum fer me but he dun got into a shootout with dem goshdurn Pohlees.

And now hees ded.

Bez weeshes,

Miztr. Lee Jones.

Video Master Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 1815

Lil Tommy won't be at school today due to "bring your kid to work day" and me being a homicide detective and all, I think it'll be a fun experience to look at and poke the dead bodies for him.

PSP Guru Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Posts: 2405

TPP27 wrote:

Lil Tommy won't be at school today due to "bring your kid to work day" and me being a homicide detective and all, I think it'll be a fun experience to look at and poke the dead bodies for him.

HAHAHAHHA WIN!

Kai Spammer Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1221

-Ricochet- wrote:

TPP27 wrote:

Lil Tommy won't be at school today due to "bring your kid to work day" and me being a homicide detective and all, I think it'll be a fun experience to look at and poke the dead bodies for him.

HAHAHAHHA WIN!