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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.
The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.

She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.

Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.

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She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.

"It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.

"Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax.

"In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200."

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. "Often, I'll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace," she said.

Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems.

"If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea," she said, adding, "Sometimes I'd like to just have a normal life."

All together now, aaaahhhhh!


http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_200_orgasms.shtml

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That.Is.Awesome

And she doesn't look half bad.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

very interesting indeed Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Two-One wrote:
That.Is.Awesome

And she doesn't look half bad.


You obviously are not a woman...... 200 per day would be absolutely insane.

Have you never seen the Rob Shneider skit of Orgasm Man?

That would be horrible. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you mean this isn't a common occurrence? Every women i've been with seems to have had this "problem". I guess it was just my influence. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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you mean this isn't a common occurrence? Every women i've been with seems to have had this "problem". I guess it was just my influence. Laughing


LMAO! Laughing

It would be a right pain in the ass though

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

-MuffinDCC- wrote:

LMAO! Laughing

It would be a right pain in the ass though


I hate to tell you, but I think you're doing it wrong. hahahaha Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I bet there'd be plenty of women who would want this problem... for a day, maybe, but in reality, that sort of thing would be mind numbing. Even her partners have it bad... If you read the exclusive stuff in the interview, you'll notice that her friends are actually bit jealous of her.

Either way I think that's proof that there can be too much of a good thing...

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lmaoo holy shit

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yah i now wth

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Figures, all the way across the pond to find a woman who could keep up with me. Thanks UK!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Figures, all the way across the pond to find a woman who could keep up with me. Thanks UK!


That's like, what, the 4th joke of that nature? The thing is, they don't get old. They really don't. XD

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

even though im only 14 this is still awesome

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even though im only 14 this is still awesome


1) Your a guy

2) Your 14

3) Your a guy

This would be a curse instead of a blessing. Too much of anything is not good for you.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yea it probaly be horrible for a women but for men (Muffin,llnk,and me) this is pretty awesome

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am a man? Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

just a growing lad Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

(-TU-)Corndog wrote:
yea it probaly be horrible for a women but for men (Muffin,llnk,and me) this is pretty awesome


Men blow their load enough as it is. As it stands, you're also instantly out of the mood 9 times out of 10 after you've... well you know.

I'd prefer a longer lasting session, and I'd also like to know that it's me causing her to feel what she feels, not a rare ailment. So no, I wholeheartedly disagree with you. This is horrible for anyone. She's at least enjoying herself while it lasts. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

(-TU-)Corndog wrote:
yea it probaly be horrible for a women but for men (Muffin,llnk,and me) this is pretty awesome


Would you really like to blow your load 200 times a day, every day?

Sure perhaps one day spent in bed with this problem could be fun but think about the practicalities of living with this.

How many pairs of underpants would you need? The words "squelch" and "crusty" spring to mind...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

any sound to this lol would be like 6 hours long

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