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Joined: 21 May 2004
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:55 am |
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PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.
The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.
She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.
Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.
She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily."
As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.
"Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.
Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.
Stunned
She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.
She said: "Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.
"It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.
"Then it would happen after sex. I'd be thinking about what we'd done in bed and I'd start feeling a bit flushed, then I'd become aroused and climax.
"In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200."
She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. "Often, I'll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace," she said.
Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems.
"If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea," she said, adding, "Sometimes I'd like to just have a normal life."
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http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0311_200_orgasms.shtml |
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Two-One
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Joined: 04 Jul 2006
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:21 am |
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That.Is.Awesome
And she doesn't look half bad. |
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[DC][)ragonfire
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Joined: 11 Dec 2006
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:12 am |
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very interesting indeed |
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-Gunslinger-
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Joined: 18 Jun 2004
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:02 pm |
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That.Is.Awesome
And she doesn't look half bad. |
You obviously are not a woman...... 200 per day would be absolutely insane.
Have you never seen the Rob Shneider skit of Orgasm Man?
That would be horrible.
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llnk
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Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:14 pm |
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you mean this isn't a common occurrence? Every women i've been with seems to have had this "problem". I guess it was just my influence. |
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-MuffinDCC-
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Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:48 pm |
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you mean this isn't a common occurrence? Every women i've been with seems to have had this "problem". I guess it was just my influence. |
LMAO!
It would be a right pain in the ass though |
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DK.SwiftTank
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Joined: 21 May 2004
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Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:49 pm |
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-MuffinDCC- wrote: |
LMAO!
It would be a right pain in the ass though |
I hate to tell you, but I think you're doing it wrong. hahahaha |
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-|JamCliche|-
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Joined: 06 Feb 2007
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Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:39 pm |
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I bet there'd be plenty of women who would want this problem... for a day, maybe, but in reality, that sort of thing would be mind numbing. Even her partners have it bad... If you read the exclusive stuff in the interview, you'll notice that her friends are actually bit jealous of her.
Either way I think that's proof that there can be too much of a good thing... |
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[OG]-Anarchy-
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Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:00 am |
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lmaoo holy shit |
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[OG]Matt
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Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:57 pm |
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yah i now wth |
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[FUNK]
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Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:45 pm |
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Figures, all the way across the pond to find a woman who could keep up with me. Thanks UK! |
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-|JamCliche|-
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Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:36 pm |
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Figures, all the way across the pond to find a woman who could keep up with me. Thanks UK! |
That's like, what, the 4th joke of that nature? The thing is, they don't get old. They really don't. XD |
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(-TU-)-Corndog-
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:18 pm |
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even though im only 14 this is still awesome |
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-Gunslinger-
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:25 pm |
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(-TU-)Corndog wrote: |
even though im only 14 this is still awesome |
1) Your a guy
2) Your 14
3) Your a guy
This would be a curse instead of a blessing. Too much of anything is not good for you.
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(-TU-)-Corndog-
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:27 pm |
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yea it probaly be horrible for a women but for men (Muffin,llnk,and me) this is pretty awesome |
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-MuffinDCC-
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Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:49 pm |
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I am a man? |
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(-TU-)Kovert-xX
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Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:26 am |
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-|JamCliche|-
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:44 pm |
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(-TU-)Corndog wrote: |
yea it probaly be horrible for a women but for men (Muffin,llnk,and me) this is pretty awesome |
Men blow their load enough as it is. As it stands, you're also instantly out of the mood 9 times out of 10 after you've... well you know.
I'd prefer a longer lasting session, and I'd also like to know that it's me causing her to feel what she feels, not a rare ailment. So no, I wholeheartedly disagree with you. This is horrible for anyone. She's at least enjoying herself while it lasts. |
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quiksilva
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:28 am |
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(-TU-)Corndog wrote: |
yea it probaly be horrible for a women but for men (Muffin,llnk,and me) this is pretty awesome |
Would you really like to blow your load 200 times a day, every day?
Sure perhaps one day spent in bed with this problem could be fun but think about the practicalities of living with this.
How many pairs of underpants would you need? The words "squelch" and "crusty" spring to mind... |
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Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:48 pm |
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any sound to this lol would be like 6 hours long |
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