Cheaters, and the cheating cheaters that cheat them

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:03 am

All of you cheating b**tches suck! You've robbed everyone of the opportunity to play a normal game of Halo 2, and for that, I fart in your general direction.

In the past 2 months, I've seen the plague of cheatery grow to that of pandemic proportions, and have been playfully molested by your rapid fire rockets, sniper plasma rifles, penile energy swords, enormous genitalia, superfluous sphincters, and single-shots to the head from a bloody mile away.

Shame on you, you cheating bastards. Show some originality and just play the game; if you're *that* good, then prove it.

Are there any other people that use Xlink Kai to enjoy the game, or is everyone using these virtual penis enlargers known as "trainers"?

What in the name of God do these "trainers" train? From my perspective, they only train people to go on an infinite search for good ol' games like we used to have before all these script kiddies polluted the waters.

Please Xlink Kai Gods Among Men - smite these smutty smiters and put an end to the cheaters, and the cheating cheaters that cheat them!

Suggestfully, Respectfully, and Castigatiously Submitted,

FlexBox3000

Kai Lover Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Posts: 796

tru that!!!!!!

Team XLink Moderator Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 1357

Honestly, everyone here tries their best to do what they can when it comes to cheating. In my opinion, it's everyone's responsibility to take down names of these bastards, and find ways to prove they are cheating.

All those found cheating without reasonable doubt will be banned.

So in short: Dont just complain about cheaters, do something about it.

Otherwise, you're just giving them the attention they seek.

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:23 pm

Trainers aren't that bad, it would just be nice if they didn't work for system link. I used a trainer to play through Halo 2 on legendary and I'm not afraid to admit it. I am not good enough to beat the game on legendary but I'll tell you what, it did improve my game. I have found that my aim has greatly increased and I can really throw grenades well now. Trainers = good. Cheating assholes who use them for system link = bad.

Kai Lover Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 522

Kor...that is some crazy thinking dude. you have taken the initial step towards the dark side. Wink

trainers DO NOT up your game skills. you're probably only as good as playing it on Normal. Be a true gamer and have pride in your game son, play the highest level you can WITHOUT TRAINERS (which is a nice word for CHEATING) and dont give up. you will see your true skills grow from this.

word. Cool

Team XLink Administrator Joined: 21 May 2004 Posts: 3354

If I see a cheater, they are gone. That is ANY form of cheating and I know them all for Halo 2.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:35 pm

thats right funk - BADDMAN the bounty hunter is on the job so they can't hide!!
if you cheat i will get you!!
if you see someone cheat and have no prof send me a e-mail with there name and i'll add it to my list of guys im looking for.

so far i have some people that have sent me names of guys they think are doing the ( badd badd) and i'll looking for games there in now.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:37 am

I tried to be comical in my original post, but cheating is something that's seriously frustrating for someone like myself who isn't highly skilled with Halo 2, but who enjoys playing the game and getting better.

My 9 year old son and I play Halo 2 on Kai all the time and have a blast when we're not getting pummeled by cheaters who don't die, jump 9 miles in the air, fire shot after shot without having to reload, etc.; getting pummeled by skilled players - on the other hand - is something we can learn from and live with!

It's good to see that there are people out there with integrity. Thanks for the replies.

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:04 am

just so u no Baddman means buisness...visit the WPH.net forums and u can see some of the people he has caught...watch out for him

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:16 am

thanks man Razz

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:13 am

Quote:

trainers DO NOT up your game skills. you're probably only as good as playing it on Normal. Be a true gamer and have pride in your game son, play the highest level you can WITHOUT TRAINERS (which is a nice word for CHEATING) and dont give up. you will see your true skills grow from this.

All I am saying is that I noticed a definate increase in skills all around (including without using a trainer) after I played through Legendary with a trainer.

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:59 am

maybe u should of just learned to get good the old fashin way...by TRAINING...without trainers in peoples room...thats the true and honest way of doing it

Kai Lover Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Posts: 796

i dont even know how to use a trainer and dont really care to figure out how (did i mention that i ant modded yet) <i will be soon the after the 1.6 X3 adapter comes out...

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:44 pm

Hey meatbags guess whos back online and weilding The Magnums Of Justice

Go get your little trainers on,hell wear a pair of them (maybe even grow a pair Wink

)
Your going to need them.

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:39 pm

good murder i need some help i got another last night. missed ya

seeya

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:42 pm

Why the hell do they call them "trainers" anyway? What in the world do they train you to do except cheat? I don't see how anyone can get better from using trainers...

Kai Beginner Joined: 27 Mar 2005 Posts: 5

Being fairly new to xlink and online gaming (but not to Halo & fps') I found the best way to actually "train" was to set up a slayer to 250 points spawn randon 1st, 2nd and weapons on map, and just go in and have a play jumping from spot to spot, ledge to ledge, checking out angles for shots, grenades etc and generaly doing a thorough recon of the map in question. People came and left we all played around with different weapons shot each other a bit and a good time was had by all.

Oh - I found xboxconnect first, before I saw xlink mentioned in thier chat room. needlers to say I haven't been back there...

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:03 pm

lol like 2 days ago i was hosting a doom3 game
and i noticed that none of us could DIE ? Razz

so then i realised i still had the trainer running
but then again, who cares if the server runs it everyone is immortal Very Happy

anyway i quit the game turned off the trainer and rehosted

plz notice that some ppl just forget that they have the trainer running
(like me)

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:02 am

DeFiAnCeNL @ Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:03 pm wrote:

lol like 2 days ago i was hosting a doom3 game
and i noticed that none of us could DIE ? Razz

so then i realised i still had the trainer running
but then again, who cares if the server runs it everyone is immortal Very Happy

anyway i quit the game turned off the trainer and rehosted

plz notice that some ppl just forget that they have the trainer running
(like me)

thats why i ask first. i say hey take off the cheat, cuz i have you on tape now and your name ,you will be kicked from kai unless remove it. can you just leave and take it off? ifthey do not respond or keep say'n im not cheating i turn them in.

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:10 pm

ya and i think when u jump 50 ft in the air and keep on playing u would no that you have a trainer on...doesnt take that much common sense